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jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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feat:

if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

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shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

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I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
— Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

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